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“ MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
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THAT’S CHEATING
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This is a blatant violation of trust
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YOU...

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tilthat

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

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shabadadu

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

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kirito-potter

@ all the short people

all-hail-mono-onion

join my short people army so we can do that thing the gnomes did in gravity falls and just. converge into one giant mecha-like being so we can purge the world of anyone above 5′7″

stegosoreus

@magicarin you fuckin vertical stealer

all-hail-mono-onion

this is???? fucking still going???

alys-yeet-dot-beep

Heeheh ur so smol

assbutt-still-in-hell

I COULDN’T LAY ON MY BOYFRIENDS SHOULDER AT THE MOVIES BECAUSE I WAS TOO SHORT

all-hail-mono-onion

crying what a mood

agustdnd

I’m 5'7" exactly what does this mean?

all-hail-mono-onion

well it clearly says ABOVE 5′7 so like… dont get any taller you have been warned

lucskywalkerftj

Onion

I’m 6’2

Don’t discriminate me

all-hail-mono-onion

i’m sorry walker but you have to go

repetitive-tautology

But

I’m 6"3’

I’m nice right?

Spare me! I’ll never mention the Thing again!

handageddon

tall people can stay but only if they keep their knees tucked into their chests at all times

cantspellsatisfiedwithoutsad

It’s legal if they crawl on their forearms but they’re on thin fucking ice

all-hail-mono-onion

i’m sorry but the point of this post is that tall people absolutely cannot stay. it isn’t a revenge thing we just need to make sure the tall gene is wiped out forever. and that is why the revolution will span several generations

swiggity-swoosername-no-username

I’m 5'8.5 which is past your margin, but environmentally short. Both my parents are 6'0+ and all my friends are 5'11+ and I used to be considered tall but not any more

hellowhoopsmyfingerslipped

Heheheh I am included for once (5'6 btw)

thatrichpitchbitch

5’2 i’m safe

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just-high-school-things

During my high school’s passing period a couple of freshman were talking and one said to the other, “you ever feel like nemo with all the turtles in that one part of the movie when you walk through these halls?”

The other one just solemnly nodded their head

If that wasnt the freshman mood idk what was

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imalreadysorry

Moments I appreciate after seeing The Lightning Thief musical

• “Hermes kids are fast” “-acTUALLY THATS A STEREOTYPE”

• “they were really cool shoes…”

• “You met my dad? Did he mention me?” CLARISSE I LOVE YOU

• “Dont get eaten by monsters!” *chiron covers clarisse’s mouth* “HAVE A GREAT QUEST”

• “He started growing sunflowers… EVERYWHERE” *motions around crotch area*

• “We have only one option” *Mr. D coughs* “dolphin”

• *poseidon sees Sally* *finger guns* “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

• HADES HAD A GLITTER SUIT JACKET IM NOT EVEN JOKING IT WAS AMAZING

• “Seaweed Brain?!?!” *softly* “wise girl?”

• “Are you ever gonna put pants back on?” “NOPE”

• “Also a picture of her new sculpture: Bean Dip”

• “Camera shy? A strong, handsome young man like you?” “… Well I guess ONE picture couldn’t hurt…”

• PERCY AND GROVER HUGGED AND IT WAS SO PURE !!!

• Grover dancing while crying during the Campfire Song

• Katie Gardner’s “Save The Trees” sign

• After Katie complained about arrows being made of wood, Mr. D sharpened a pencil right in her face for a very long time

• “You know if you’re the son of Poseidon you shouldn’t hide at the lake… it’s the first place people will look…”

• I ALREADY KNEW THE REFERENCE TO BIANCA AND NICO EXISTED BUT THE GIRL WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BIANCA HAD TWO BRAIDS AND A BEANIE HAT AND I ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE THEY EVEN TRIED TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE HER AND IFNSXOAKFMF

• In the background of “The Tree on the Hill” we can see Thalia saving Luke and Annabeth and there were so many pure moments (Luke and Annabeth crying; all three of them at the end making Thalia’s tree; etc.)

• “What are you, sexist?” “NO I LOVE GIRLS…”

• “There was some rated X art work” “the headmaster called” “about the artwork?”

•”Everyone always makes me out to be the evil one!! Maybe it’s the decor….”

• “We drowned in a bathtub” “ALL THREE OF US!”

•”That pit is Tartarus” “LIKE THE FISH SAUCE??”

• “Ya know… this isn’t my worst experience on a Greyhound…”

• “Annabeth was right… you do drool in your sleep…”

• At one point Luke like half hugged Percy and Percy looked like he had a Bi-Panic™️

• “KRONOOOOOOOOOOOOOS”

• “Do you know how many school I’ve been kicked out of??” “Yeah but boys always get a second chance. Girls don’t”

• “IS A FURIE FOLLOWING PERCY??” “no no noooooo…. a Minotaur is though”

• “Awww look… a goat stuck in a trash can.”

•”You can’t even hold a sword right…” “Yeah I can!” *swings his sword back and hits himself “OW”

•”want me to come at you with my… sword”

pjo

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calibornsbottomboo

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots

ruminationofficial

concept art:

final version:

andersons-kilted-ass

What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queen’s heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.

And the kid Anna is based off of is actually this sweet peasant girl who is rescuing her best friend whom everyone else thought drowned and whom no one cared for because mirror shards got in his eyes and he only saw beauty in snowflakes while everything else was just disgustingly foul to him. Except he didn’t drown because he was whisked away by the snow queen.

Like this girl gives her shoes to the river to find out he didn’t drown. Her hair ribbons to the birds to find out who took him. Works her hands raw to get to him and has to suffer a mental breakdown because she got SO FUCKING CLOSE to saving him and he won’t even look at her because he wants to solve this puzzle the snow queen gave him.

And then her sobbing wakes him up and he cries and washes the shards from his eyes and the fact that she saved him is enough to melt the snow queens heart and she brings spring back to the kingdom.

donutsandpacifism

Wow Frozen really is some weak shit

out-there-on-the-maroon

Let’s not forget Gerda’s journey takes her along a long road that includes meetings with multiple women, many of them old, most of whom are not evil witches but wise women who aid her in her quest. She’s also at one point held captive by a bandit princess who swaps clothes with her and insists on sleeping in the same bed and routinely threatens her with a knife, but she eventually lets Gerda go with a magic talking reindeer she was also holding captive. The bandit princess cries because goddamn Gerda you’re so NICE and PRETTY and BRAVE and you clearly care about this stupid guy I GUESS and I can’t bear it just GO ok just GO and also you better fucking take care of her reindeer or I will CUT YOU.

The story is full of interesting complex women of many ages and magical talking animals and it’s a real shame we didn’t get an adaptation closer to the original ‘cause it’s really cool.

asparklethatisblue

hey good news about the adaption:

There was a Soviet animated movie from 1957, that doesn’t brush over any of the things you just listed.

You get Gerda on her journey, meeting all of those people that both hinder her quest and help her, with older women from different regions of northern europe, as well as several princesses who aid her

also the art style and animation is absolutely gorgeous and I always feel like it’s a shame that older Soviet animation is barely recognized around the world

you can see the entire thing with english subtitles here

zoomlesscartoonist

toatom

I’m certain I’ve seen the soviet one dubbed in english before. I loved it.

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